Then, when some whacked out Caucasian blows up a plane or building, I can say "told you so!" and laugh like a maniac.
If that happened you wouldn't laugh. You'd be both angered and sad just like the rest of us. It's called a hyperbole. Angered? No. What the fuck would that do? Angry is probably the worst/stupidest thing to be when involved in politics and/or war. Sad? Perhaps.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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