Life is fast, life is hard, there's been little time other than to work, eat, drink, shit and shower for the last few months. I missed alot, I've missed you guys. I'd like to know the answer to the subject question because when I last naked wrestled with JG he was bare. By wrestle I mean cuddle and cuddle I mean hardcore tripple x acts. How've you all been doing and have I missed much, any bickering, any young couples getting together (Bogey better be saving herself for me though), Capo try to touch any of you inappropriately? Oooh and is Vercetti getting jiggy yet and caught facial herpes?

To my co NFL fans, I'm gutted I haven't even got a clue what's been going on since the Superbowl, caught a few names from the draft, big moves but not as much as I usually do. I've really missed that. Except for the Raider fan on death row. That was really funny. I mean I would have said sang something like: "I'm still standing..." But the guy can say what he likes.

Anyway, tell me something interesting or die!