And god do I hate films that end with words on the screen explaining what happened afterwards.

"Robert Gilson was sentenced to three years in prison. He is now hailed as a hero in Niggertown, New Jersey.

When he got out, he fell in love with, and married, Emily Johannson, whom he met at the mall.

They have been married for 15 years, and have three children."

"Mary Klingston continued to live in her suburban home with her husband Joe, and their five children. She later divorced Joe in August of 1997. She is currently a prostitute."

"As for Damon...he unfortunately died in a severe car accident after the production of this film.

He was 36."

*Cue music, roll credits.


Ugh, that type of ending gives me the worst kind of diarrhea. So lazy and stupid.