I don't know what kind of weirdo "object throwing sports" you guys have over in the UK, but in America, the only role our women have in our object-throwing sports is as targets.

I must say, American archery really gets the blood pumping.

...out of the wounded flesh of our targets.

"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."