KL - You should distract them with pictures. Derek Jeter pics make SB swoon (and I would use them to - that is, if she actually played
).
Bethie and her Vinny go way back. I don't know if she has a new obsession but if you can figure that out, you'll go a long way.
As for Gina, she wants her Willy. She needs her Willy. Give her some Willy and throw in a little Kyle Lohse on the side.
As for Mig, I think putting up a pic of Colonel Slade will do the trick.
Zia is distracted easily by European guys, preferable soccer or tennis players. She also has a thing for Euro basketball players - you just have to make sure they don't get much playing time and flopping is a must.
And before I forget... I think Gina has a thing for Bob Saget too.
