I wish I was Clemens. It would be nice to come back from my entire week of vacation, and then tell my boss "I'm not coming back for the next few months." And then wait around for a bigger and better company to pay me millions at which point I waltz in on my own time and only work for part of the year. Then again I don't have a cool nickname like "The Rocket". Maybe that's the secret.


"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin and Hobbes