Hey Irish, your rogues gallery is increasing by the day. At this rate, I can retire by Christmas.

BTW, what is UP with posting these incredibly long summaries? How about....

SPIDER-MAN (2002)

Summary: High School Student Peter Parker is biten by a radioactive spider, and gains super powers. He swings around New York City as he has to fight the Green Goblin.

There...how hard is it?

Surely as a man that called my reviews boring, you would know better.