I'll take you chumps in your own backyard, Dyker Heights. Just don't ask me to drink at their "19th Hole." I can't be seen fraternizing with their, er, "clientele."
C'mon.... tell the truth. The ONLY reason you'd play at Dyker is its only a 10 minute ride to Spumoni Gardens!
Sadly, I haven't played in about 6-7 years. I'm about due now.