"Don't you never chew DC ? It's like you're taking dog bites...dog chewies...dog yummies...ya know what Joey ? DC's gonna turn into a dog...ruff, ruff, ruff...."
"Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I spend a long time on my hair and he hit it; he hit my hair."
Oh, I don't have any hair.
I had hair like Tony Manero, now it's more like Mister Fields.
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
