Damn straight it does. Right next to the Unrated DVD of Harold and Kumar. What a sad, dramatic movie. It brought my grandmother to tears...

Because she was laughing so hard on account of the eighth of weed she smoked, which is actually what possessed her to rent it.


"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."