Not to offend anyone, but I find this board a tad more elitist at times than FCM... Just check out any political thread on the BB. Alliances seem to form in every one. And they usually end in the old "Alright, let's see who has the bigger penis."
If I hadn't eaten half of mine that time I was stranded in the Sierra Mountains, I would be winning SO many more arguments around here.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
