Yeah, he does look like Alan Thicke. You said STEP BY STEP before so I was thinking of Patrick Duffy.
You pineapple.
Yeah, I don't know why I said Step by Step... It's been a good nine or ten years since I've seen either of those shows.
All I know is, they're both really cheesy. Although, nothing beats the cheesiness of Full House...
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
