As for cigarettes - just buy them online. But, from an Indian reservation so the Feds don't catch up with it and try to bill you for sales tax after a year or two....
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol
Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy?--Peter Griffin