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Die Hard is fantastic. As much about corporate America and outright fucking annoying and inadequate red-tape procedure as it is about kicking foreign terrorist ass.

Die Hard 2 is still head and shoulders above most other action films being made at the time, but it's basically a retread of the first film's narrative template... which works only because Bruce Willis is great.

Die Hard with a Vengeance is very good, in general, but too much in the vain of the Lethal Weapon formula, bringing in bad ol' Samuel L. for some white-black racial tension... very formulaic, but very good at being formulaic; and Jeremy Irons is pretty good.

Die Hard 4.0 looks shit.


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