Those books sound really interesting. I wonder if they have chapters like:
1. Accounting for all your butcher knives
2. Ten new uses for your walk-in freezer
3. A sit-down dinner vs. a "sitdown" dinner
4. Unobtrusively removing the body from the buffet table
5. "It's not a bloodstain, it's wine!"
6. "It's not wine, it's a bloodstain!"
But, seriously TIS...
When do we eat??
Signor V.
"For me, there's only my wife..."
"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"
"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"
"It was a grass harp... And we listened."
"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"
"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."
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