SC, Since you mentioned Tarts, I'll share a story with you. I was at one of those corporate holiday parties, chatting with a woman who worked for the company. We were standing near the entrance, and saw someone we knew come in. He started to come over to speak to us, but was interrupted on the way by a few other guests who stopped to chat with him. He finally made his way over to us, and said, "Man! This place is crowded! I can't penetrate the crowd!"

Just then, the waitress came over with a tray to offer us an appetizer, saying, "Tartlet?"

Without missing a beat, the woman I was talking to looked over at our mutual friend, and said, "Hmmm. And usually the tartlet comes AFTER the penetration!"