Or the one Junior said about the feds tracking him, "I've got the Feds so far up my ass I can taste Brylcream".

Ha ha ha!! Another great one. They really gave poor Ginny the business. What an unusally matched couple.
You would think this was a comedy when you think of all the hilarious scenes we've come up with.

TIS

What about the scene where Tony tricks Matt Bevilaqua into sweeping the floor around Sil's feet:

Silvio: What the fuck are you doing?
Tony: Sil, take it easy.
Silvio: [turns to Tony] I'm losin' my balls over here! This fucking moron's playing hazel.
[turns back to Matthew]
Silvio: Get the fuck out of here!
Matthew Bevilaqua: I was just trying to sweep the cheese away...
Silvio: Why? Why now? Leave it there.
Matthew: I don't know. I was just...
Silvio: What?
[turns the other guys]
Silvio: Where do you get these fuckin' idiots, huh? Where do you get them? He's sweeping the cheese, I'm trying to get -
[turns back to Matthew]
Silvio: [shouts] Leave the fucking cheese there, all right? I love fuckin' cheese at my feet! I stick motherfuckin' provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning. Alright? Now leave the fucking cocksucking cheese where it is! Here, here, here.
[he swipes off the cheese on his plate onto the floor]
Silvio: Go ahead. Have a good time.

"Sister's c-nt!"

Sometimes authors put characters in books or movies to flesh out the production. They don't necessarily have any use beyond that, but are available for us.

Could Janice be the source of Tony's ultimate undoing if indeed Tony is to be undone. On the other hand, at least twice now we've witnessed Christopher almost going off in another direction (Witness Ptotection Program and AJ's confirmation). Could there be a third time - that lasts?

Another funny line from Tony was during a session with Dr. Melfi after he meets his late father's mistress, Fran. Dr. Melfi suggest he has sympathy for Livia. Tony replies, "Fuck her. She made my father give away my dog".

How about Paulie's line from the Pine Barrens episode : "You're not gonna believe this. The guy killed 16 Czechoslovakians. He was an interior decorator."

That's when Uncle Junior fell in the bathtub, correct?

Chris, after some careful thought as to where that puts them: "His house looked like shit."

Haha, yeah. He has a great line when he gets his hand caught down the sink, too, but I forget what it is.

Unintentional but HYSTERICAL - Adriana telling Christopher that she might not be able to have children because her uterus was damaged. His initial reply - "Both of them ?".

Yea, that was great!! Ha ha ha. Another was when Christopher sat on Adriana's dog!! I mean, how awful, but yet he was so out of it, he didn't have a clue. Ok, kind of sick humor, but it did make me laugh.


TIS

Oh, that was funny TIS. I love animals, but if I could laugh at Ralphie losing his head but not laugh at that, I'd have serious issues.

Did anyone get the new TV guide issue this week? It has some cast members discussing how they'd write the last episode. It also asks them when The Sopranos is finally over you'll never again....do what. And James Gandolfini said wear a bathrobe. :lol"

I use to get the TV guide every week, but now with my cable sercie, it has the schedule and description of each show, so I don't get it anymore. I'd like to read it though.

If it's this weeks TV guide, I'll pick one up when I go to the store.

The TV guide I get is issued from Comcast Cable, but I believe it should be the same as the tv guide that's on newsstands. This is the month of April's tv guide. This is part of the story I found online.

http://www.tvguide.com/Magazine/Cover-Story/

Thanks Beth! Interesting! So we know it'll start with a family vacation that "comically" goes awry? Perhaps another funny Soprano moment we'll laugh at hu?


TIS

Beth,

You're not gonna believe this, but today when my daughters came over for lunch, they had stopped by the nearby store to pick up a few things, and bought me the TV Guide with the Sopranos story. I told them I had just been told about it by a friend on the BB, and was really happy they thought of it.

The cover is Tony in a brown suit & Carmela in a wine colored dress. I'll read the write up soon. What a coincidence hu?

TIS

Re: Did Janice make her bones?

Only God can make bones!

But if she did, she made them really big.

That's crazy...haha. But it's nice that your daughters thought of you and you won't miss out on the story.

I'm reading that article now and wow!!! This paragraph makes me very interested.

Warning, Spoiler:

In the opener, Tony Celebrates his 47th birthday at Bobby and Janice's lake house, where family tensions build and ultimately explode over a drunken game of Monopoly that's riotously funny and sadly horrific. It's no surprise that Tony plays by his own rules. The mood deepens in the second episode as one mobster dies withouy being whacked and another is whacked in a way you'll never see coming."

Sound great doesn't it?

TIS

Well, that sounds an awful lot like the spoilers that were posted on Lorraine Bracco's webpage. I guess there's some truth to it.

Yea, I don't know how this person knows and/or if it is true, but damn, I sure hope so. Sounds really good.


TIS

Btw, after reading the article and cast comments and such, I am convinced that this is indeed the final season. Mainly because of Gandolfini's comments, who says, more or less, "it was nice, had fun, but time to move on." Without him, there is no Sopranos IMH.

Here's another funny line.

Tony: Maybe I should tap into my roots, too. My grandmother was half Indian.
Christopher: Get the fuck out of here.
Tony: No, it's true. She was in the Fakawee tribe.
Christopher: Oh, yeah?
Tony: Yeah. When they used to get lost in the woods, they stopped and said "Where the Fakawee?"

Sounds like Tony.

By the way, do NJ parents use such foul language so much and in front of their children?

That must be where A.J. got, "What. No fucking Ziti".

The whole 'Harpo' trip that Tony puts Janice on after her anger management classes. A part of me felt guilty for finding it so funny