When in college I met a pretty gal and we were hitting it off fairly well. We were drinking and in a giddy mood so we started showing each other our scars and injuries (laughing as we were doing so). After going back and forth a few times she peeled off her shoe and showed me a hole in her foot (about a ½" deep). I looked at it, the room started getting dizzy and I puked all over her. (I tried to apologize to her the next day but she yelled, "Get outta here before I take off my shoe again").
(I tried to apologize to her the next day but she yelled, "Get outta here before I take off my shoe again"). 
