I just love running into an old flame you haven't seen for over a year. I was only with this guy for a couple months, but it ended a little over a year ago. I see him walking my way and try my dardnest to pretend I didn't see him. When I hear this, "Hey Beth, can't you say hi". The thing is the guy is pushing a baby stroller with a girl about one year old. Then he gives me, "Meet my daughter Katarina". I do my best to act the role of a lady and give the "Aww..she's adorable". When I really felt like saying she's about the ugliest kid I've ever seen..haha. Ok...he splits about a year and a half ago...and now has a daughter about a year old. Hmmmmm.. The more I walk away the more he keeps up the chit chat. Then the dog had the nerve to invite me to an Oriole game. I felt like saying I'm not a ho.

Anymore.


How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.