Happy birthday to my fellow ex-Wal-marter (is that even a word?)

Here's hoping for many, MANY happy returns. Your wit and charm help make this the greatest destination on the WWW. I look forward to meeting you this summer. \:\)

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis