Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?"
Wife: "I clean the toilet ....."
Husband: "How does that help?"
Wife: "I use your toothbrush..."
TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK