Jesus, how old are you now?

22?
24?
45?

Anyway, Happy birthday to a guy that is a great movie buff, and a damn friggin good film critic. Surely we've got another hacks running around the internet. Thankfully, Hagen will be around for years to come, to show us the Path of Good.

Oh and Hagen, if a keg and couple of strippers show up on your doorstep, don't worry about it. I put it on my parents' Gold Card. Don't worry, my Dad will only throw me down the stairs.