You're both wrong.

My aunt owns 16 Persian longhair cats. She treats them like royalty.

Her house is a Persian empire, if there ever was one.

Heh...heh


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis