For your birthday...I shall challenge you to a duel! *slaps you with his leather glove*

And I guess I can provide a picture of a certain Captain...



Happy birthday, bogey!

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis