Whenwever I make spaghetti sauce, I say to whomever is around (and that usually is my wife who found it funny the first 50 times) "Come here kid, learn something, you might have to feed fifty guys someday."
"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"
