I have this feeling were ganna get a birthday thread coming up soon. We'll make you a birthday thread on the condition that I can give you some poppers as a gag gift without you complaining that I'm over doing it with the popper jokes.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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