Originally Posted By: Ice
Originally Posted By: long_lost_corleone
I find myself usually catching Conan every night. Kills dead-hours and makes me laugh.


Thank you. Guy who never watches TV but finds time for Conan. Why? B/c Conan's humor is smarter and he has waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better improve w/ his guests than ANYONE else. Plus, oh yeah, he's funny.


Conan's improve is the best part of the show. That's another problem with all the other hosts. They stick to a routine, and it gets tiresome and recycled.

Yeah, the only reason I turn on the bottomless pit of cable is to watch Cones and keep up with politics. Oh, and Fox News is absolutely hilarious.

"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."