Originally Posted By: Don Sonny Corleone
[quote=bogey]Letterman's getting old/slow


Yeah, that seems to be the case with most of the hosts now. I don't watch TV, but I'll throw it on late at night when I am having trouble sleeping, and Conan seems to be the only one who can muster a laugh from me. Like I said, I haven't really watched television since I was about 14 or so (unless something rare of interest is on) but in the summer, when I have no school and no set schedule, and my internal-clock is all fucked up and I get really bad insomnia, and I find myself usually catching Conan every night. Kills dead-hours and makes me laugh.

"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."