Or a down syndrome astronaut.

Again, what's with the fucking Catwoman outfit?

If Britney Spears turns from hot to ugly with the shave of a head, imagine what all of these women look like on a morning after heavy drinking, without any makeup and all their eye-liner smudged.

Mad deja-vu. Who remembers the thread where Irish came out and mentioned on how hot Michelle Phiffer was in Batman Returns. I think that may have been this thread.

What's wrong with it?

Yeah I remember that too and I'm not gonna take anything away from Michelle in that film. She looked DAMN hot! Krista does too in those pictures IMO. It takes all kinds my friends

In that first pic above, Krista Allen looks as if she's looking down at the puddle of piss she's standing in. Really, what is she doing? So she looks down, and has a half-clenched fist near her breast (one of them), almost pulling her zip down, with nice leather gloves and a shiny, all-in-one suit.

What's wrong with that? Well, like I said, I wonder if you'd think she was hot if she had a heavy night of drinking, smudged all her eye-liner and makeup, with heavy, swollen eyes, and woke up the next morning and said, "Pass me a cigarette" with a smoke-smelling voice. Would she be hot then?

Probably not but that's not the picture now is it? So what if women look beautiful with makeup on for magazine photoshoots? Is it the end of the world?

No, but the thread is for Hotties. Not people who look hot in magazine shoots. Imagine trying to move in one of those plastic suits. The endless squeaking, the contorted face of frustration, the stickiness of the material against the sweat.

All of these images are staged, forced, they're playing to the idea of men's fantasies of roleplay. I mean, look at that Krista Allen one. What the fuck is she doing in the first pic? The intention is obviously seduction, but she just looks retarded. Like, physically retarded. It's disgustingly superficial.

This is when she was "hot"? Seriously, she looks like an astronaut from a movie about a down syndrome sent to another planet.


Am I the only one who looks at photos like that ^^^ and thinks, "Christ, what the hell was a) she thinking when posing for that shot, and b) what the hell was she being told when posing for that shot. And the crazy thing is is how much she would have got paid to do it.

I realise it is equally the fault of the photographers as it is the models. Truth is, they're completely incompetant - though they seemingly do find a niche of drooling males.


What the hell is hot about that? A woman with a gun? Though she also happens to be wearing high heels and uncomfortable and inflexible pants? Don't you realise the severe contradiction at work there in order to give you a hard-on? It's so contrived and fake. "Now, then, Ms. Spears, if you could just point towards the East there with the gun, yeah, that's right, to the left a bit. Try and look more serious, as if you're going to shoot somebody, but not really going to shoot somebody, like a playful shooting. Yeah, as if you're seducing them with a gun. Yeah, seduction via gun and high heels."


That might be the hottest of the lot because I can overlook the contrivance and imagine that it was taken on a whim in between shoots, when she was looking and feeling incredibly bored and thinking, "Jesus, what the fuck am I doing?" (Well, she probably wasn't, but one can imagine, no?)

And this one, haha...


The long, creased neck is "beautiful"? At least it hasn't been Photoshopped out, I'll say that. But man, if the Catwoman outfit is part of the hotness in the KA pics, part of the overall whole, then I don't see why I shouldn't fucking piss on Spears' fashion sense here. What's with that elastic band round her waist just above her belly button? Is that so you can pull it really far out and then let go and see it hit her stomach and hear the twang? The low-cut top does nothing for her cleavage, either, it just creates a vast, empty triangle to target with tomatoes and other mushed up vegetables.


Posting this one again, actually, because another thing I've just noticed is the sky. Look at it! Incredibly grey, incredibly heavy, it's going to be a shitstorm of rain and other downward hail soon, and all she's wearing is a skimpy fucking top like that? Come on, where's she going to run? Nowhere quick, and nowhere far, with fucking shoes like that.

Look what "that kid did to herself"? Are you kidding? Give me a fucking break, guys. Or give her one. Don't you realise that we're only seeing her baldy head the way we're seeing it because it's what the Media wants? They've deliberately captured it as naturally as possible, greyed the image up so there's no sun shining on her, and that it looks like a still from Alien 3. It's absolutely nonsensical. You're puppets to the Media.

How is she not beautiful now? How was she not ugly then? Don't even bother to answer; Spears hasn't changed one bit, it's the photos you're being shown that have.

I can see another set on Britney pics on the way,watch this space.LOL

LOL!!!!!!!!

That's an incredibly lazy response to my deconstruction of this thread.

I was impress by your post.All very true

And where is this written again Wow Capo, I didn't realize you were such the photo critic. So you're a movie buff/critic AND a photoshoot critic? You're racking up quite the resume, sir

Firstly, the thread is titled "Female Hotties". It isn't titled, "Hot Photos of Females". There's a difference.

Sarcasm is revealing, here.

I'm as much a critic of films as you are. I've made no claims to the contrary.

"Criticism is as inevitable as breathing." - T.S. Eliot.

Forgive the quote, I realise it is misplaced in such an eye-candified thread.

By the way, De Niro, your sig is repulsively ugly.

Seriously, I'm just amazed that you put forth the amount of criticizme that you did. Most people I know would have just said she looked ugly or they didn't like the picture. You actually went in depth with it. Again, I'm just surprised you put as much thought into it.



I didn't want to be the first to say it

2 more for you guys

Well i didn't ask for you opinions did i,

Could say the same thing about your avater,but i don't..

Your post was definitely funny, but why didn't you post some photos of real hotties instead of typing that long mail about spears? Then we can all deconstruct them for fun

Could say the same thing about some of the "hotties" you post pictures of, but... Oh, well that's inevitable.

I've nothing against the content of that banner, it's the banner itself that just makes things look ugly. Seeing it every time you scroll down the page, over and over again. It could be a banner about anything, and I'd still think it was ugly.

So, do you find Gene Hackman ugly, or avatars in general? Do they clutter up the boards, even though they have a set place on the layout of the page and cannot move from that (whereas banners intrude upon the content of actual posts).

And, out of curiosity, since you've got me wondering now, if you find Gene Hackman ugly, what kind of man is your type?

If you look back over the pages you'll see i havn't posted any women.Not that i can remember anyway..

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It's true. He's one of the people who complain about the pictures I post and won't post any of his own

Whos's complaining i only mentioned for you to post some other "hotties" not the same pictures of britney.

And LLC,ya getting boring now,with the poppers thing..Go dye ya hair..

A feast for you and I.

Ok Capo & DE NIRO, how about this? My friend Nicole

That's a very pretty girl, Irish.