I used to work at an all-you-can-eat buffet. The only trouble is the food was horrible. Still is, actually.

I wouldn't mind making a few rounds at the buffet displayed in that video, though...

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis