Originally Posted By: ronnierocketAGO

*On the upside, Conan will get a tan. Downside? Is this the end of PALE FORCE?


Conan and I share a similar complection, and let me tell you something I've learned from hands on experiences. People like us don't tan. We go from pale white to burnt-red after five minutes on the beach.


It kind of sucks that he'll be leaving New York though. New York served for a great setting for the show. And, I feel like whenever a comedy show is doing a "hits the streets" type of thing to mess with civilians, I've always thought the New Yorkers were a bit better to watch than the Los Angeles crowd. They seem a bit more used to it in L.A. The New York stuff is always a bit more raw. And New York just kicks L.A.'s ass... I believe you have a smaller chance of being, how do you say, "clipped by da crips, cracka'".


"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."