I think Blibbleblabble might actually be onto somethng...

Anyway, you all are concerned so here is the facts:

*Its roughly expected by NBC that Conan to ascend to TONIGHT SHOW in maybe September 2009. Dates may change, but its the favorable date.

*Max Weinberg and the Max Weinberg 7 will be brought along, including the long cast of characters(FedEx Pope included) and yes, Joel Goddard and his Asian man-slaves as well.

*Conan so far, if the reports I've gotten are accurate, will have the creative freedom and control that he and his crew has right now on 12:30 AM...and he'll continue it at 11:30PM. Maybe he might scale back, but its not a castration. More like we will see slightly less of Masturbating Bear, but the Hairy Wanker will lurk around in the background...

*The downside of all this good news that should comfort you? TONIGHT SHOW has been in Burbank, California since the 1960s, and NBC will continue it. Conan and gang will leave New York City for southern California, which sets up for the schmuck Fallon to have his show in NYC.

*On the upside, Conan will get a tan. Downside? Is this the end of PALE FORCE?

Anyway, don't worry folks. Feel positive for 2009.

BTW, I'm sure this Fallon deal will set up a metro-bitch fight between him and Carson Daly. Which lame personality would win in a slapping fight?