I thought that a friend of mine was just hooking up with a girl we both knew through work, that he wasn't serious about her. When I told him that I thought she was rather stupid (I believe I referred to her as dumber than dirt), and when he denied that she was stupid, I said, Dear God, her bra size is bigger than her IQ!

And then he told me that they had eloped over the weekend.

Is that the kind of situation you're referring to, Irish?