I'm very close to walking upstairs and kicking my roommate's face in. And his girlfriend's. And his friend's. Since, you know, they all live up there. In the one bedroom apartment.

I don't understand how they can be so fucking loud.

And his birthday is on Thursday. I can't wait for the party. Blood will be shed, I'm sure.

3 months, and I get to live by myself. 3 months.