Originally Posted By: Double-J
In other news, they've just diverted part of Niagara falls to power the Hillary Clinton Election Campaign headquarters, which is operating 'round the clock trying to find ways to win back its Hollywood contingency without using racial epithets towards Obama.



NEWS FLASH: Obama has just issued a press release saying that if Hillary Clinton, Al Gore and Dick Cheney get liposuction there will be enough fat that can be burned to heat all of new England for the next 100 years.

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."