8:05 PM - Dammit, I forgot the Oscars actually star in 25 minutes. Now I'm pissed.

Still, cute opening involving the iconography of the Oscar nominees this year. Notice the guys in embarrasing BORAT bikini thongs?

Leonardo DiCaprio thinks Scorsese should win. Good to see that Marty's cheerleader is here tonight. Screw the Hybrid cars.