Originally Posted By: pizzaboy

For some reason, I used to get him confused with Gary Sinise


Gary Sinise

"I'm Gary Sinise! I raise my voice to indicate any emotion other than indifference! GARRR JOHN MALKOVICH!!!"


"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."