Originally Posted By: scarfacetm
so apparently even the home heating works better when its warm, 40 degrees and i could have the fan going and window open and it was still warm. the other day it would have been a freezer in here.


My mother insists upon the notion that I can't be trusted to adjust the heat on my own, so she turns it down to 40 degrees when she goes to bed.

Which is fucking fantastic, because she goes to bed at 9, and I am a chronic insomniac.


"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."