So even though I don't get to enjoy the pleasures of my Willy now that he's gone, you still get to enjoy talking about him? No fair!

I don't suppose you've caught any of "Bob" on his show yet? If so, you'd be singing a whole different song. Once you go Colbert, you don't go back.

Exposing my Willy? Heavens no! This is a new season! I'll probably be exposing my Woody (Williams) instead.

(You dirtbags have destroyed me...)