cmon long lost...cant we all just get along...its not my fault i can please 5 girls all at one time...
I didn't know we weren't getting along...
Um... sorry? I'll try harder to be stiff and not have a good time? Oh, screw it, you'll be able to tell when I am pissed off and when I am making jokes once you've seen me really pissed off.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
