Don't take it personally, because I'm the first one to admit, I'm a pain in the ass when it comes to pizza.

I like it paper thin and well done, no more than one "topping" at a time.

I have some family in Long Branch that took me to a great pizza-pasta place last summer, but the name escapes me.


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