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Funniest father on television ? #363585
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I'm watching a KING OF QUEENS rerun and laughing my ass off at Jerry Stiller as Carrie's father. It got me to thinking, who's the funniest tv dad ?


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Am i allowed to say Homer simpson??


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Homer's a funny guy


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Redd Foxx of Sanford and Son may have been one of the funniest dads on television at the time.


But today, I would say it's between Ray's dad from Everybody Loves Raymond and Carrie's father in King Of Queens.



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Originally Posted By: Don Cardi
Redd Foxx of Sanford and Son may have been one of the funniest dads on television at the time.


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I use that line at least once a week! The sad part is that not many people get the reference lol


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It was a small part but Jerry Stiller as Frank Costanza on SEINFELD, was a riot. SERENITY NOW !!


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Originally Posted By: DonMichaelCorleone
I use that line at least once a week! The sad part is that not many people get the reference lol


You are far too young to know that line! Must be TV Land.


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Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: Sicilian Babe] #363642
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Let me preface by saying that I hate sitcoms... But I always end up getting sucked into them.

But Red Forman of That 70s Show makes me laugh myself into a hernia. His relation ship with his son Eric reminds me of my own relationship with my father. Funny shiz-it.


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Originally Posted By: Don Cardi
Redd Foxx of Sanford and Son may have been one of the funniest dads on television at the time.


Took the words right out of my mouth!


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis



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I'm one of the guys that found Aunt Esther attractive
"Fred, you're a bubble headed fish eyed fool"


"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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She was my favorite on that show. "You fish-eyed heathen." "Who you calling ugly, sucker?"


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And who can forget Archie Bunker?

"Archie Bunker: When your mother-in-law and me was goin' around together, it was two years - we never - I never - I mean absolutely nothin', not 'til the wedding night.

Edith Bunker: Yeah, and even then..."

Actually...Edith was as integral apart to that show as Archie. He wouldn't be nearly as endearing a character without that "dingbat."

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"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis



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Funniest TV father?

Hands down, it's Archie Bunker. In the next group I'll put Fred Sanford, George Jefferson, Rob Petry and Heathcliff Huxtable.

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Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: Don Cardi] #364075
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Originally Posted By: Don Cardi
Redd Foxx of Sanford and Son may have been one of the funniest dads on television at the time.


But today, I would say it's between Ray's dad from Everybody Loves Raymond and Carrie's father in King Of Queens.



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Definitely-- It would have to be Redd Foxx of Sanford and Son!
I am still watching the re-runs...Loved that show!


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Gotta throw Al Bundy into the mix.


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Back in the 80's I went to see Redd Foxx in Las Vegas. His show was a XXX rated show. Dirty as could be, but absolutely hilarious!

The insulting exchanges that took place between Fred and Aunt Esther were just hysterical.


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Originally Posted By: Don Cardi
The insulting exchanges that took place between Fred and Aunt Esther were just hysterical.


Fred to Aunt Esther: You could press your face in cookie dough and make gorilla cookies!!


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Originally Posted By: Don Cardi
Back in the 80's I went to see Redd Foxx in Las Vegas. His show was a XXX rated show. Dirty as could be, but absolutely hilarious!

The insulting exchanges that took place between Fred and Aunt Esther were just hysterical.


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Oh, i know i heard all about his live shows!--What a funny guy!
His Albums were that way too--Just too funny!

Another funny guy that was top's on my list was Richard Pryer!
he was definitely my favorite


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Originally Posted By: Sicilian Babe
Fred to Aunt Esther: You could press your face in cookie dough and make gorilla cookies!!




I spit my Dr. Pepper all over the computer screen. Thanks, SB!


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X, Glad to oblige. That show went off the air years ago, but that's not a line you could ever forget!!


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Aunt Esther: Woodrow and I are going to have a baby.
Fred Sanford: Well somebody better call the zoo.


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Originally Posted By: Mignon
Aunt Esther: Woodrow and I are going to have a baby.
Fred Sanford: Well somebody better call the zoo.


Love it ROTFLMAO


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I thought I'd revive this thread, because I've been watching KING OF QUEENS a lot more lately and I've decided that, for me, Arthur Spooner gets the nod as the craziest tv father ever.

Just now Carrie tells him, "Dad those are my birth control pills."

He responds, "What do you need birth control pills for, does he TOUCH YOU?!"

That he said this to his married daughter just made me almost pee my pants.


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Thats so strange i watched that episode yesterday and almost pissed myself after he said that


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