Let me preface by saying that I hate sitcoms... But I always end up getting sucked into them.
But Red Forman of That 70s Show makes me laugh myself into a hernia. His relation ship with his son Eric reminds me of my own relationship with my father. Funny shiz-it.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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