Congratu-freakin-lations, Beth! That baby is an absolute doll! I'm nowhere near being a great-uncle yet...but I am an uncle...and I love it!

Give my congratulations to the mama and the papa!

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis