The twisted minds of two of the six writers of "Scary Movie" tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in "Epic Movie." The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican "libre" wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a "normal" resident of a mutant "X"-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a "G"). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry - and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.
Not as bad as I originally thought it'd be and definitely better than Date Movie. At least they're getting better. I had heard maybe a year or so ago about a movie like this was supposed to be attached to the Scary Movie franchise (I think it was going to be Scary Movie 5). I guess this was the result of it. Yes ronnie, your predication came true, I enjoyed Epic Movie!
