I actually do have a hernia in my stomach. 6cm of my stomach is actually protruding through my diaphragm, it's not fun.

I love sticking my hands in my pockets and scratching my balls. It makes me feel like such a man.

Confucius says that a man who puts his hand in his pocket feels crazy. A man who puts his hand in his pocket, with a hole in that pocket, feels nuts.

LAWLZ

Confucius also says that a man who goes through the airport turnstiles sideways is always going to Bangkok .

This is funny as heck. I didn't want to start it's own thread because it's not really the newsworthy. But why would you need to be told NOT to eat anything by a toxic waste dump?

N.J. Warns: Don't Eat Squirrel Near Dump
By Associated Press
2 hours ago

TRENTON, N.J. - New Jersey has warned squirrel hunters near a toxic waste dump about consuming the critters because they could be contaminated with lead.

It is the first time the state has cautioned Ringwood residents _ many who are members of the Ramapough Mountain Indian tribe who hunt and fish in the area _ about their squirrel intake, said Tom Slater, a spokesman for the Department of Health and Senior Services.

A lead-contaminated squirrel was found in the area two months ago, prompting the agency, along with the state Department of Environmental Protection, to send out letters advising that adults eat squirrel no more than twice a week and even less for children and pregnant women.

Lead, which is harmful in small amounts, can damage the nervous system, red blood cell production and the kidneys.

"We've known for a long time something was wrong here, we just didn't know what it was," resident Myrtle Van Dunk said.

Residents and many environmental activists believe the lead comes from toxic waste, including paint sludge, dumped in the area by the Ford Motor Co. during the 1960s and early 1970s, from its now-closed car manufacturing plant in Mahwah.

Ford is removing thousands of tons of waste from a 500-acre former mining property in the Ringwood area. The site was recently relisted on the federal Superfund list, a ranking of the country's worst environmental dump sites, after multiple cleanups failed to remove all the sludge.

I think the squirrel eaters better switch to rats. Then again, if they're already eating squirrels, they wouldn't give a rat's a$$ about the risk of toxins.

This is about 20 minutes from where I live. These Ramapoughs are often known as Jackson Whites. Originally descended from the Lenape in the Hudson Valley, they later intermarried with freed slaves and Hessian soldiers. They are a very unusual looking, with a mixture of all these races in their features. And they marry and live among themselves. And they are definitely known for their hunting and fishing. Verrrrrry interesting.

IS IT SPRING YET?????

I AM TIRED OF SHOVELING SNOW

Wow, that is interesting, SB.

WOO HOO! My Internet isn't being a little slow b*tch and I got rid of the SpyWare on my computer. I'm a genius (not really but it doesn't hurt to dream now does it)

I feel ANCIENT. My daughter got her permit on Thursday and we've been taking her driving each day since then. As old as it makes me feel to have my daughter driving, I can't tell you how much the driving lessons are aging me!

I just won $100 playing lottery. I'm not even old enough to legally play it.

I won £1000 last week..

I don't think I've won or found money in my whole life. Well nothing more than a £1.

Anyway I came to reply here to complain about something else and I've completely forgot now.

Happy 125th Birthday to James Joyce. I'll read a little bit of Ulyses tonight to celebrate.

injektilo* is logged in.

I'm not kidding!

Wow

I haven't started a thread in so long. I just went to start one, and it took me a good three minutes to find the "Post New Topic" button.

I wrote that whole thread out, entitled "Politics", about me never voting or being interested in voting, and whether or not that was irresponsible, and decided at the final moment not to post it. Such self-discipline!

I'm drunk. Not really. My flatmate has just cooked me the best fucking pancake in the world. He put vanilla sugar on it, too. I almost creamed in my pants when I tasted it.

Today I bought a book on Descartes; a compilation of his key writings. I cannot wait to become a Carthesian.

I had trouble figuring out how to start a new thread too when we first made the switch Capo. You're not alone

Where is everyone tonight? You'd think there was a big tv show on or something.

I'm here. Does that count?

Does it count???? 1,3,5,7,9,11,13...... Hey, wait a second, there's something odd about this.

I went the uni pub earlier at eleven; they had a licence till three. But you had to pay to get in. I don't even know the rules of NFL. So I came home and decided to do something I don't normally do in my spare time... browse the Internet.

Find any interesting websites ?

You want meee? Fucking well commme and fiiiiind mee.

Just for the record, I don't want to go to work today. There must be more to life than working 40 hours a week. I want to retire. I want to live a life of luxury. I want to be rich. I want to travel. I want anything my heart desires..........then I woke up!!



TIS

I have yet to wake up from that dream.

Personally I wish my work week would be limited to only 40 hours a week. I'm tired of 12-14 hour days . And my girlfriend wonders why I don't want to do house/yard work on the weekends.

That was completely unnecessary.