I wonder what HIS rant would be (about Hillary Clinton).
I can't even imagine! Maybe something like :
"If dat president Clinton dere would have kept his woman in da kitchen, where she balongs, den we wouldn't be in dis mess right now wit a woman wantin to become da president. Who eva heard of such a ting!"
One of my favorites was when Archie was doing a crossword puzzle and he was looking for a four letter Italian word for "goodbye" and came up with Bang. B-A-N-G.

Don Cardi