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Re: David Lee Roth reunites with Van Halen
[Re: Brwne Byte]
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02/23/07 11:13 PM
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Roth I hear, is in arse hole. DLR is stuck in some one's asshole? Well, good god, what're you all just standing around for!? Someone should help him! Where the fuck is Lassie when you need her?
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: David Lee Roth reunites with Van Halen
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02/24/07 01:11 AM
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Oh, how you've opened the floodgates for horrible puns...
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: David Lee Roth reunites with Van Halen
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02/25/07 09:16 PM
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Thank god, and oh no, all at the same time.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: David Lee Roth reunites with Van Halen
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03/09/07 03:48 PM
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Eddie Van Halen enters rehabBy Dean GoodmanThu Mar 8, 10:49 PM ET Eddie Van Halen said on Thursday he would enter rehab "to work on myself," a move that appears to rule out a reunion by his troubled band when it is inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame next week. The announcement came a month after he and former Van Halen singer David Lee Roth, his longtime antagonist, said they would tour North America in the summer. Within weeks, speculation arose the plans had run aground. The Dutch-born Van Halen, 52, who has long battled alcoholism and survived a bout with tongue cancer, said in an open letter to fans he wanted to do right by them. "I have always and will always feel a responsibility to give you my best. At the moment I do not feel that I can give you my best. That's why I have decided to enter a rehabilitation facility to work on myself, so that in the future I can deliver the 110 percent that I feel I owe you and want to give you." He added: "Some of the issues surrounding the 2007 Van Halen tour are within my ability to change and some are not. As far as my rehab is concerned, it is within my ability to change and change for the better." The letter was released by his spokeswoman and girlfriend, Janie Liszewski, who did not respond to requests for further information. The band, famed for such '80s hits as "Panama" and "Hot for Teacher," is scheduled to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in New York on Monday. The appearance had aroused speculation, given the hostility between Van Halen and Roth, who quit in the mid-'80s, and also between Van Halen and Roth's successor, Sammy Hagar, who was ousted a decade later. The band, which has not released an album in nine years, parted ways recently with bass player Michael Anthony, and Van Halen installed his 15-year-old son, Wolfgang. The lineup is rounded out by Van Halen's brother, drummer Alex Van Halen. In a 1995 interview with Rolling Stone magazine, Eddie Van Halen said he had entered rehab twice. He recalled his only drunken-driving arrest came after he had left an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, appalled by everyone's sob story, and stopped at a bar for a few shots. "I always got hammered to be able to cope," he told the magazine. "I have zero social skills and I don't know how to act, so I get drunk. And then I make a real ass out of myself." Reuters
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Re: David Lee Roth reunites with Van Halen
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03/09/07 09:44 PM
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The Police reunion will do great business this summer.
But anyway, you know what true reunion tour would outgross the Police and the aborted Van Halen(if it had gone forward) tours combined?
Pink Floyd. Well, sure. It's amazing how many people are flocking to the shows this summer. The Miami show sold out in under an hour. Every show so far has sold out.
Hey, how's it going?
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Re: David Lee Roth reunites with Van Halen
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03/09/07 09:45 PM
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Boy, was Pizzaboy ever in love with her as a kid - Join the club!
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: David Lee Roth reunites with Van Halen
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Hagar had better vocal range and could play guitar, unlike DLR. Roth's greatest asset was not his voice, but rather his persona and ability to put his stamp on a song (Ice Cream Man, Everybody Wants Some, Unchained, Panama). While Hagar was a better musical fit, DLR had that indefinable "it" factor. Dave's live stage presence was one of rock's best.
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