1. Vito doing an imitation of Johnnie Fontaine saying "What can I do? What can I do?" and Tom laughing at it.

2. Paulie's friend tossing him sandwiches at a sumptious wedding and Paulie saying "Stupid jerk."

3. Unintentionally funny: Fredo saying "Im smaht...not dumb like everyone says....I'm smaht"

4. Also unintentionally funny is Tessio asking to be let off the hook for old times sake...he couldn't be serious.

5. After discussing business at the table Sonny telling Carlo not to discuss business at the table.

6. Connie breaking all those dishes.

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."