A pig doesn't work right as an animorphic symbol for Hillary.

Someone get a bitch* picture quickly!

*=Sorry Pervs, female dog. Call up Lassie. I'm sure that bitch hasn't had work lately. Easy one-day photo shoot.

Oh Apple, you just so forgot also about Dick Morris' Triangulation campaign strategy that allowed Clinton to keep the liberals firmly in his camp(since they wouldn't vote for Dole, they had no choice), and gobble up as much of the independent voters as possible, making Dole's campaign unable to gain voters outside of Republican and/or conservative-laden voters.

Funny how Morris becomes one of the major Anti-Hillary people within the conservative ideological press media, yet he helped Bubba get re-elected. Apple, go rip him a new one with an e-mail sometime in making fun of his deal. I got a nice "Thanks for writing to me, Fuck You" reply from his account.

Not to mention that Dole acted like an old shit, or Reagan without the charismatic grace. Its bad when Norm MacDonald becomes an image of Dole whenever his Viagra-popping name erects into your subconciousness.

Could Clinton have been beaten? Oh yeah. But Dole's campaign, Clinton successfully pitching himself to the masses as the moderate safe-sane choice(ala LBJ in '64), plus Newt Gingrich shooting his mouth off(the media killed him when Newt wanted to throw welfare mothers in the joint) just screwed Dole.